Cat Clip 1 preview

Cat Clip 1 preview

31/10/2017

So you want to get into porn?  First thing to do, of course, is think up a porn name.  As everyone knows the usual formula is to use your mother's maiden name and the name of your first pet.  However some young women take a more imaginative approach and adopt a moniker that is utterly unpronounceable.  So it is with Cat who chose the name, Catalia.  Speak it with the stress on the first syllable.  Or maybe the second syllable.  We're not sure.   At Arvod, we assumed that this had something to do with cats.  Pussy cats.  Well pussy anyway.  S'ovious init.
But it turns out, Cat chose the name after Castalia - Κασταλια - the Greek Naiad-nymph of the prophetic springs of the oracle of Delphi.  Beyond the wall at Thebes, on the slopes of Mt. Parnassus, the followers of Dionysus disported themselves in orgiastic rites.  Then the Maenads tore bulls apart, ripped trees from the earth, and cavorted with the Satyrs unleashing their huge erect phalluses. But, as Cat says, it's not so different in our modern age.  Even today in the bush outside McDonalds the Doggers get their McPhalluses out while she's trying to enjoy a McMuffin.  Satyrs for the 21st Century, and me, Johnny and Tricky Dicky.

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